..But don't start writing a furious letter to the BBC just yet. It was announced this week that Nuts TV, the recently-launched on-air offshoot of the IPC lads' magazine Nuts will feature - among various other items such as a hunt for Britain's fittest barmaid and a nightly news bulletin called Rude News - a Page 3 girl, Lucy Pinder, reading a book at bedtime.

But it may not quite be as it sounds. Curious though the concept is, recent reports have suggested that the books on the schedule include classics from HG Wells, and even Shakespeare, although quite what Ms Pinder will be wearing to read them remains to be seen...